I cannot heave my heart into my mouth

slydigger: listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:28:18 -0800

listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me

climbhigher: scott mccall saves little kids from being murdered and alternatively saves boyd from...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:11:08 -0800

scott mccall saves little kids from being murdered and alternatively saves boyd from the trauma of killing them and scott mccall doesn’t want allison’s last memory of her mom to be a bad one even though she tried to kill him and scott mccall makes sure the victims of unfortunate werewolf attacks are okay to be left alone even if he’s in a hurry and ♥♥♥ scott ♥♥♥ mccall ♥♥♥

hungrylikethewolfie: halequeens: /sighs happily. he’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:34:07 -0800

hungrylikethewolfie:

halequeens:

/sighs happily. he’s perfect.

So now that we’ve had that “have Crystal Reed at your Teen Wolf watchparty” contest, can we have another one where if you win, Keahu will come over with a tub of popcorn to wing at the TV as he snarks at the show along with you?

klloydbanks: season 4: allison and stiles get sick of nobody listening to their superior plans,...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:23:49 -0800

klloydbanks:

season 4: allison and stiles get sick of nobody listening to their superior plans, become super villans, defeat everyone in half an hour

teen wolf season 3: in which Allison is miles ahead of everyone

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:09:02 -0800

teen wolf season 3: in which Allison is miles ahead of everyone

faultybeef: hungrylikethewolfie: I don’t know how many more times I can bear to see Derek placing...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:07:52 -0800

faultybeef:

hungrylikethewolfie:

I don’t know how many more times I can bear to see Derek placing absolutely no value on his own life and nobody contradicting him.

#i’ve got a large sad werewolf in my eye leave me alone

tacoposey: heathyr i did u a thing

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:56:33 -0800

tacoposey:

heathyr i did u a thing

I'm Overweight and My Boyfriend's Not. Big Freaking Deal

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:39:13 -0800

I'm Overweight and My Boyfriend's Not. Big Freaking Deal:

itwasratedarrgh:

glowpinkstah:

My boyfriend Ali is 5’10” with friendly blue eyes, a dimpled smile and a fit, muscular body. He’s someone you’d expect to see with a really hot, thin woman…not an overweight girl like me. We’ve been dating for 18 months, and, wherever we go - whether we’re walking hand-in-hand through the mall, airport or down the street in his hometown (Glasgow, Scotland) or mine (San Jose, Calif. …

Guess who is featured on Yahoo :)

Everyone needs to read this story. I’ve been watching her Youtube channel for the longest time and she and her hubby are the cutest.

Stiles: Scott, dude, this is literally a life and death situation here. Seriously, for me to live I need to bone the next person I see. The VERY NEXT PERSON I SEE.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:28:12 -0800

Stiles: Scott, dude, this is literally a life and death situation here. Seriously, for me to live I need to bone the next person I see. The VERY NEXT PERSON I SEE.
*turns around and sees Danny*
Danny: No.

Just gotta drop something off first.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:26:39 -0800

Just gotta drop something off first.

slow dance with me: dreamweaver [sterek, kidfic, shmoop/fluff]

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:08:54 -0800

slow dance with me: dreamweaver [sterek, kidfic, shmoop/fluff]:

perseused:

This is for the lovely Nashi (lonewolfed) who prompted me with the following: “sterek storytime and by that i mean stiles telling their kid a goodnight story and incorporating real events from their past; derek lurks somewhere near to correct him.”

*

Derek awakens with a…

sketchlynx: mister-sunny: people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:07:43 -0800

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.

"Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:07:01 -0800

“Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you.”

- Carl Jung (via hisimages)

bulls-in-the-bbc: ikea-4-life: when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:03:49 -0800

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

hungrylikethewolfie: ladyw1nter: You know what I love best...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:01:15 -0800

hungrylikethewolfie:

ladyw1nter:

You know what I love best about this?

Stiles (imo) wouldn’t do this to a girl he’s put on a pedestal or crushing on.

This is shit he’d pull with Scott.

Don’t mind me I just have a redwood in my eye.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:45:00 -0800

"I met my wife in English class. By just random chance, I was the only boy in the class. And I..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:29:02 -0800

“I met my wife in English class. By just random chance, I was the only boy in the class. And I flirted with her. She was totally preppy. She would wear pennyloafers and a jacket - a blazer - to class every day, and I was the opposite. So I figured it was a little bit of the opposite attracts kind of business. I wrote her poems in class that, um, made fun of her. So, um. (rubs his eyes) I’m not crying, I’m not crying! Yes, I wrote her a poem. This is before we consummated our relationship. And by “consummated,” I mean gave each other hickeys. But I wrote her a poem about her beauty, in which I likened her nose to a great cathedral. I’ll tell you everything. We’ve been together for twenty-something years, so it’s a genuine love story. We went on a trip together. We went to Boston together for something called Head of the Charles, rowing? crew? boats? And we went there and there was some vodka. Somebody got somebody to go to the liquor store and buy the booze and vodka. This is inappropriate and I don’t know why I’m telling this story. Anyway, we got a little drunk, we were in high school, we went back to a hotel room, with a bunch of other people, I might add - we were very virginal at the time. And then, part of which I had to go to my dad’s, and she had to go do some other things, and so we met back at school on the bus. And I noticed that Vicki had hickeys all over her neck. And I was like, “Wow! Three days, and she already met somebody.” I didn’t say it to her face, but “Slut!” is what I thought. And then we got to talking, walking from the bus to our class and I asked her very eloquently if she would be interested in “a relationship,” because I didn’t know what else to say. So we’ve been stuck for some time now. But those hickeys, apparently, were from me. She had gone through the same thought process when she saw the ones on my neck. Neither of us had any recollection of that. We were both still - we both had preserved our delicate flowers of virginity on that weekend. But she also came back from that weekend bearing some bruises on her inner thighs. Which neither of us, again, can account for. Serious overshare just then. The message I’m trying to tell is that all good things begin with a blackout.”

- When Misha met Vicki (via strangepicturesofmishacollins)

enobyways: hohoho sansa’s a super important character and will probably play a bigger role in the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:25:56 -0800

enobyways:

hohoho sansa’s a super important character and will probably play a bigger role in the entire story than any of ur male faves and none of ur whining about her will stop it hohoho

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:20:00 -0800

dextrgrif: just imagine scott and isaac getting hot and heavy and isaac gets scott all worked up...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:18:37 -0800

dextrgrif:

just imagine scott and isaac getting hot and heavy and isaac gets scott all worked up and then just stops and scott’s like YO WTF and isaac’s like

oh

it looks like you need some help with that

maybe you should call in some real help

then he puts on his scarf and walks out